Wednesday, August 31, 2005

10 things on things on u know already or u don`t know about ray ..

lets see how well u think u know me .. haha


1. ) I used to be on express on secondary school from sec 1-2 before dropping out to normal academic stream .


2.) my first proper bicycle was a bmx haro mirra 540 signiture series (2000 version) ... a stolen one hehes ..


3.) i dont have my own room and i share it with my sis ... ( yea yea i know i know ... u lucky bugger`a have small families .. try squeesing with ur uncle and maybe sometimes ur aunt , plus ur maid too ...)


4.) the room`s pink .. (pathetic isn`t it ? )


5.) i sometimes listen to N`sync , backstreet boys and MJ..before he turn white... ( yea yea i know my choice of music sucks so yeah .. bite me)


6.) i used work in McDonalds , the airport and aranda country club ...


7.) i detest cross country riders and road bikers even tho i used to be one .. oh ya i used to ride at liat towers with the grp around 2 years ago before u fcuking posers even started cycling , so stop acting suprised ..


8.) i`m using a free siemen`s m65 phone courtesy from siglap secondary grad. nite lucky draw .. hehe


9.) i like to laugh at sec/pri school students with school uniforms and short nerdy hairs ..


10.) i can choke on icing sugar ...



i`m sooo evilll ... yeah ..

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

=)

Here are some actual (alleged) logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots, and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident:

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.) (S = The solution or action taken by the engineers.)


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.


P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.


P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.


P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.


P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.


P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.


P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.


P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.


P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.


P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.


P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.


P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.


P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.


P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

marzocchi makes forks for the mindreaders (stupid ppl better not buy them)

well well .. i think i fall into the stupid people catagory .. they make amazing forks but either they think we morals are mindreaders or they are simply too lazy to label the knobs ... bastards make me waste 27 bucks buying fork oil , cos the fork always makes a squeeky sound which makes people think that their fork are lacking oil .... damm now my fork has too much oil and almost wasted another 50 plus .. luckly me i`m a little smarter (cos i found out wad are those knobs for and i bet the bike shop lard ass wont bother to find out and thus problem not fix .) and dint bring it to the bike shop and charge me more money ..


hehe ride later ..

Friday, August 12, 2005

siemens are assholes ..

okok lets see , i just got my phone back form servicing and they updated my software.. and guess wad .. all my photos and videos are missing and now i have to take everyone`s stupid picture .. hahaha !

ass .. and they still dare to charge me money for it ..


today orals are really difficult .. damm i also realised i`m stupid too

Thursday, August 11, 2005

blah blah blah

wower .. haha lets see i`ve been going

http://maddox.xmission.com/

http://www.big-boys.com/

http://www.uglyjackass.com/?id=home

http://s12.invisionfree.com/FreeWill/index.php <-- pls support haha

and the link in the last post below ... woah they really rock man haha
and yeah i know no one visiting my blog but i`ll just post anyway hehe


oh shit , tml`s O level`s oral




looking forward to saturday ...

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

woohoo

okok lets see .. i did badly for the last race darn ... but ...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Free-Agent/race116.jpg


look for out for no.36 , hehes enjoy ..

Saturday, August 06, 2005

wah fast

tml race day .. nvr practice again .. =D

Monday, August 01, 2005

1 yr old

yay , happy b`day blog ! whahaha

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